Monday, October 13

Porn Star Lisa Ann to play Palin in Adult Film



Regardless of the outcome in this years Presidential Election, Sarah Palin is one name that none of us EVER forget. With endless clips of her short falls from impromptu interviews with Katie Couric, to the Saturday Night Live spoofs carried out by Tina Fey, Palin has become a household name overnight. If you thought that there can’t be any other possible way to humiliate her, THINK AGAIN!! HUSTLER magazine is in the pre-production stages of making a pornographic salute to the Alaskan Governor entitled “Nailin’ Paylin”…LMAO. HUSTLER mag has described the film as a “naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor,” featuring “girl-on-girl lovin’,” and “nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door”. Porn Star Lisa Ann will play Palin and there is also a 3 way sex scene with porn stars portraying Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice!! To top it all off there will be a Bill O’Reilly look-alike to announce the “breaking news” of the scandals as they unfold. (Porn Star Lisa Ann pictured below)



As if that’s not enough, adult product creators TOPCO have released a Blow-Up Doll with Palin’s likeness, the “This is NOT Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll”. The box features a conservatively dressed Palin look-alike with signature glasses and up-do. “Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate!”, “Let her pound your gavel over and over,” and “It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol” are some the taglines that cover the box. Let the games begin!!
(Doll box pictured below)



The Virgo signing off...